if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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