he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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