I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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