if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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