But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Randomize
