Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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