P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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