I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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