Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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