he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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