They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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