so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
nutella sex= disaster
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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