what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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