and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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