Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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