Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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