it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
sex in a hospital.. check
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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