I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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