Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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