they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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