i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Randomize
