Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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