Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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