need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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