So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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