just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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