I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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