erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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