If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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