Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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