SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
