Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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