You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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