just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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