Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
