Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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