We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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