if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My life is pants optional.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
there is puke in my bra ... again
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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