I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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