So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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