Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize
