What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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