after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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