fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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