as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
where are my eyebrows?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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