the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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