so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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