that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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