So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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