Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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