Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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