I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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